Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

I love this guy. He is so freaking hilarious.

Chad Johnson officially changed his name in Broward County, Florida to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Ocho Cinco of course in spanish means 8 5 (not 85, that would be ochenta y cinco).

It’s been interesting, the whole circus known as Chad Johnson (Now Chad Ocho Cinco). First he demanded a trade, then eventually he reported to minicamp, and now I guess he’s fine. Simply a unique personality that I don’t think we’ve experienced from any football player before.

And he claims he can beat Michael Phelps? I don’t know about that one. But hey, he was really serious about it. I say set it up. Ocho Cinco vs. Phelps, mano y mano, winner takes all. I don’t think it would be remotely close, but still would be fun just to watch Ocho Cinco.

So I guess now the NFL can’t fine him for wearing Ocho Cinco on his jersey anymore.

It’s just unreal to me. It’s one thing to play around, put it on your jersey for kicks and some good laughs, but to change your name? Yet another reason why I love the man who I’m sure is somewhat insane, Mr. Ocho Cinco.

He has said that he’s going to have a “double dose” of end zone celebrations. I really can’t wait for him to catch a few touchdowns…

Peace and love

-SB